"I’ll stop wearing black when they make a darker color."
Wednesday Addams (via forever-and-alwayss)
khaleesibeyonce:

LOL YES.

khaleesibeyonce:

LOL YES.

forever:

i like staying up at unhumanly hours but i also like getting 12 hours of sleep do u see my problem

"I don’t want to hear about the endless struggles to keep sex exciting, or the work it takes to plan a date night. I want to hear that you guys watch every episode of The Bachelorette together in secret shame, or that one got the other hooked on Breaking Bad and if either watches it without the other, they’re dead meat. I want to see you guys high-five each other like teammates on a recreational softball team you both do for fun. I want to hear about it because I know it’s possible, and because I want it for myself."
Mindy Kaling on how “Married People Need to Step it Up” (via hannahstaton)

allmonds:

Our ancestors did not die for microwave food thats cold in the middle

blacklistecl:

if you are feeling rad don’t let anyone ever turn the r into an s

asammyg:

How fucked up is the entire concept of The Parent Trap? These parents have twins but want a divorce so they decide their best course of action is to just each take one and never speak to each other again. 

gooberjammin:

*smooth criminal plays in the distance*

gooberjammin:

*smooth criminal plays in the distance*

sosickweredead:

After 10 years of hearing kitchen, sandwich, driving, fake geek girls, being physically weak, and PMS Jokes. I do not care about hurting the feelings of boys with (stereotypically masculine)jokes.