it’s a miracle. we were meant to be together.

itscalledfashionlookitup:

When people compare the greatness that is The Simpsons to other animated shows like Family Guy it makes me want to set myself on fire

"I know what makes him cry and I know what makes him cum. So I win."
My co-worker, on her ex. (via salveaplath)

fuckyeahdragontales:

my dad: who the hell is watching dragon tales on netflix? 

me:

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wiseyoungravenclaw:

Remus Arthur Potter, you were named after two men who looked out for my safety and cared about my well-being out of altruism and decency rather than because I was a tool for them to use or because I was someone’s son.

nuclearnyx:

my anaconda don’t want none

unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON

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